sacredmist:

Woah, this is perfect.

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just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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akorrable:

i have been waiting for this post my entire life

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mosoli:

im still laughing at this

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matters-from-ashes:

The invasion has begun. 

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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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wantonforwontons:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

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theclearlydope:

Summer is coming.

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

teen-with-twins:

my sister went to a dress up party. guess which one she is?

Your sister will go far in life

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#it’s funny cause she was in bridge to terabithia lol

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wouldn-tstopificould:

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